ryancrobert:

you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story

manicandprofane:

kemetic-dreams:

American witchcraft

You fuckers had better reblog the Shit out of this!!!!!!! I’m serious as Fuck!

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

fantasticcatadventures:

the real nyan cat

this cat knows the secret to life but he doesn’t think we deserve it. look at that grim face.

"I can’t save these people"

miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

narcotic:

my favorite kind of drugs

grimelords:

I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?

awwww-cute:

Albert, king of the jungle

heypeasants:

so much drama in one photo

coelasquid:

I found out that if you give your tomato plant adequate water and fertilizer you run the risk of it never flowering because consistently comfortable conditions convince the plant that there is no environmental pressure to spread and reproduce.

You can literally be a helicopter tomato parent and grow a spoiled directionless manchild tomato plant.

psyfucks:

respect existence or expect resistance

DAMN SON